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Ousted Paraguay president under house arrest after bank collapse

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·7 Nov, 06:18 am
Ousted Paraguay president under house arrest after bank collapse — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Santiago Peña detained at home after Senate ousted him for banking collapse that froze Paraguayans' savings.

The UNHINGED Take

Peña's raping people’s money finally caught up; Senate turned him into a pawn, now he’s a prisoner living in a gilded jail of his own broken promises. Small Víctor Jara, large chaos.

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Peña's raping people’s money finally caught up; Senate turned him into a pawn, now he’s a prisoner living in a gilded jail of his own broken promises.

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Peña's raping people’s money finally caught up; Senate turned him into a pawn, now he’s a prisoner living in a gilded jail of his own broken promises. BANKROLL HOMICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/ousted-paraguay-president-under-house-arrest-after-bank #NZElection

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