The Straight Version
Iran’s top security chief met Putin, delivering Khamenei’s letter.
The UNHINGED Take
Putin sipping Khamenei’s counterfeit latte, Iran’s chief swapping secrets for a bag of stale crystal. These cabrones think talking gives power; reality says they’re just B‑sides hugging scarves.

The Bottom Line
CEREBRAL EGG / 10
Putin sipping Khamenei’s counterfeit latte, Iran’s chief swapping secrets for a bag of stale crystal.
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