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White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 02:08 am
White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses — Mexico
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The Straight Version

White House blocks Hegseth and Rubio from job exit after GOP losses.

The UNHINGED Take

Coat-hanger Clinton jackets Hegseth, while Rubio is stalking the Oval desk like a wolf. The damn lobby’s a circus; you can’t trust a congressman who can’t even keep leaving.

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The Bottom Line

GOP DISASTER / 10

Coat-hanger Clinton jackets Hegseth, while Rubio is stalking the Oval desk like a wolf.

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Coat-hanger Clinton jackets Hegseth, while Rubio is stalking the Oval desk like a wolf. GOP DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/white-house-denies-hegseth-and-rubio-to-leave #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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