The Straight Version
White House blocks Hegseth and Rubio from job exit after GOP losses.
The UNHINGED Take
Coat-hanger Clinton jackets Hegseth, while Rubio is stalking the Oval desk like a wolf. The damn lobby’s a circus; you can’t trust a congressman who can’t even keep leaving.

The Bottom Line
GOP DISASTER / 10
Coat-hanger Clinton jackets Hegseth, while Rubio is stalking the Oval desk like a wolf.
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Coat-hanger Clinton jackets Hegseth, while Rubio is stalking the Oval desk like a wolf. GOP DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/white-house-denies-hegseth-and-rubio-to-leave #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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