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UK to double wait for permanent residency, with exemptions for care workers

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 04:48 am
UK to double wait for permanent residency, with exemptions for care workers — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Under new rules, most workers will have to wait 10 years to settle in the UK, but higher earners can qualify sooner.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at UK to double wait for permanent residency, with exemptions for care workers speedrunning total brain death: "UK to double wait for permanent residency, with exemptions for care workers". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at UK to double wait for permanent residency, with exemptions for care workers speedrunning total brain death: "UK to double wait for permanent residency, with exemptions for care workers".

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