The Straight Version
Mayor Luis Mendoza announced 24/7 park ranger patrols for green spaces in the Benito Juarez borough.
The UNHINGED Take
Mendoza thinks putting rent-a-cops in bushes will hide the fact that BJ is just a polished turd in the CDMX sewer. Another day, another delusional bureaucrat wasting cash on security theater.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN SHOW SPECTACULAR / 10
Mendoza thinks putting rent-a-cops in bushes will hide the fact that BJ is just a polished turd in the CDMX sewer.
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Mendoza thinks putting rent-a-cops in bushes will hide the fact that BJ is just a polished turd in the CDMX sewer. CLOWN SHOW SPECTACULAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/vamos-a-impulsar-los-guardaparques-en-bj-se #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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