The Straight Version
In the 2026 US midterms, Vermont opens polling at 5am local time.
The UNHINGED Take
Al Jazeera reports Vermont's 5 a.m. polls; the state is still trying to win by dawn while the rest of America pretends it wasn't even a sunrise.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Al Jazeera reports Vermont's 5 a.m.
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Al Jazeera reports Vermont's 5 a.m. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/what-time-do-polls-open-and-close-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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