The Straight Version
The Health Ministry has deployed 85 medical teams to handle anticipated flood-related emergencies during the upcoming monsoon season.
The UNHINGED Take
Eighty-five teams to fight waterlogged clinics while the rest of the country drowns in bureaucratic incompetence. Prepare the lifeboats because these muppets are sinking faster than a cement sampan.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Eighty-five teams to fight waterlogged clinics while the rest of the country drowns in bureaucratic incompetence.
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