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Anwar, Johari-led trade missions generate RM59.5b in potential investments, says Miti

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·3 Nov, 01:05 am
Anwar, Johari-led trade missions generate RM59.5b in potential investments, says Miti — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Anwar and Johari's trade missions drew RM59.5b in potential investments.

The UNHINGED Take

Miti's audit palace can't conceal the fact that the RM59.5b fantasy is just a rubber‑stamp dance—fourteen flashy trips for the elite, while the masses wait for their plates to never arrive.

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BRIBERY SMASH / 10

Miti's audit palace can't conceal the fact that the RM59.5b fantasy is just a rubber‑stamp dance—fourteen flashy trips for the elite, while the masses wait for their plates to never arrive.

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Miti's audit palace can't conceal the fact that the RM59.5b fantasy is just a rubber‑stamp dance—fourteen flashy trips for the elite, while the masses wait for their plates to never arrive. BRIBERY SMASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/anwar-johari-led-trade-missions-

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