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Bursa ends higher on Wall Street gains, steady OPR

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·5 Nov, 09:31 am
Bursa ends higher on Wall Street gains, steady OPR — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Bursa Malaysia rose following Wall Street gains and Bank Negara keeping the OPR at 2.75 percent.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine celebrating stagnant interest rates like you just won the lottery while the cost of a basic nasi lemak continues to haunt your pathetic bank account. Total delusion for the broke.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE GASLIGHTING / 10

Imagine celebrating stagnant interest rates like you just won the lottery while the cost of a basic nasi lemak continues to haunt your pathetic bank account.

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