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Caltex, Petron begin paying motorists over RON95 damage claims

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·5 Nov, 03:25 am
Caltex, Petron begin paying motorists over RON95 damage claims — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Caltex and Petron start reimbursing motorists for RON95‑water damage claims.

The UNHINGED Take

Petron, Caltex finally refund motorists while ministry sees gobbled waste: 'We solve the problem… by blowing up your engine.' Worse, the ministry's paperwork grows salt crusts.

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Petron, Caltex finally refund motorists while ministry sees gobbled waste: 'We solve the problem… by blowing up your engine.' Worse, the ministry's paperwork grows salt crusts.

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Petron, Caltex finally refund motorists while ministry sees gobbled waste: 'We solve the problem… by blowing up your engine.' Worse, the ministry's paperwork grows salt crusts. WASTE OF OIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/caltex-petron-begin-paying-motorists-over-ron9

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