The Straight Version
Chelsea 2-0 beat Manchester United at home.
The UNHINGED Take
Rogers and Palmer barfin the Red Devils, turning them into a stale keropok buffet while Chelsea's swagger sweated more convincing than a JKW plush.
The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Rogers and Palmer barfin the Red Devils, turning them into a stale keropok buffet while Chelsea's swagger sweated more convincing than a JKW plush.
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Rogers and Palmer barfin the Red Devils, turning them into a stale keropok buffet while Chelsea's swagger sweated more convincing than a JKW plush. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/chelsea-defeat-pushes-carrick-closer-to-man-utd #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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