The Straight Version
Paris protests drew 146,000 across France, 46,000 in the capital.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris' 46,000 mouths and 100k wanderers turned the capital into a sardine tank; interior ministry still thinks democracy is a baguette parade, sold for a cheap croissant.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Paris' 46,000 mouths and 100k wanderers turned the capital into a sardine tank; interior ministry still thinks democracy is a baguette parade, sold for a cheap croissant.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Paris' 46,000 mouths and 100k wanderers turned the capital into a sardine tank; interior ministry still thinks democracy is a baguette parade, sold for a cheap croissant. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/clashes-in-paris-after-new-french-protests #N
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥