The Straight Version
Kelantan and Pahang to face heavy floods across nine and three districts, respectively, until Wednesday.
The UNHINGED Take
Kelantan and Pahang turn splashy stage for ministers, who brag about 'siput pegi' while citizens drown. The govt's rain plans? Pure aeropacks sadism.
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The Bottom Line
ZONKED POLS /10
Kelantan and Pahang turn splashy stage for ministers, who brag about 'siput pegi' while citizens drown.
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Kelantan and Pahang turn splashy stage for ministers, who brag about 'siput pegi' while citizens drown. ZONKED POLS /10 https://unhingednews.com/my/floods-predicted-in-kelantan-and-pahang-until-wednesday #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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