The Straight Version
Édouard Philippe declines to enter the centre‑right primary over Gabriel Attal’s proposal.
The UNHINGED Take
Philippe, the ghost of past power, shakes off Attal’s democracy stunt, abandoning voters for a political snack that tastes like stale baguette.
The Bottom Line
BRAINS TINGO / 10
Philippe, the ghost of past power, shakes off Attal’s democracy stunt, abandoning voters for a political snack that tastes like stale baguette.
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Philippe, the ghost of past power, shakes off Attal’s democracy stunt, abandoning voters for a political snack that tastes like stale baguette. BRAINS TINGO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/french-presidential-candidate-douard-philippe-rejects-centre-right #NZElection2
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