The Straight Version
Education ministry says 41 schools blockaded as students return after holiday break.
The UNHINGED Take
"French school protests resume on small scale as students return from break" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"French school protests resume on small scale as students return from break" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"French school protests resume on small scale as students return from break" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/french-school-protests-resume-on-small-scale-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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