The Straight Version
Iran says it holds 'intensive' talks with Washington to avert US attacks before midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Baghaei's pep talk: Iran will flare the Hormuz if Washington wizards try gun game. US election carnival is rehearsal for the next surprise barrel.
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The Bottom Line
UNHINGED BRAIN ROT / 10
Baghaei's pep talk: Iran will flare the Hormuz if Washington wizards try gun game.
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