The Straight Version
Netanyahu's bloc nets 54 seats, Eisenkot's rivals 49; neither hits 61‑seat majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu's 54‑seat disaster stalls, Eisenkot's 49‑member circus fails — everyone’s eyeing the Arab clutch holding the key. Falls like a cheap fireworks display, stuffing kibitzers into oblivion.

The Bottom Line
BROKEN VOTE / 10
Netanyahu's 54‑seat disaster stalls, Eisenkot's 49‑member circus fails — everyone’s eyeing the Arab clutch holding the key.
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Netanyahu's 54‑seat disaster stalls, Eisenkot's 49‑member circus fails — everyone’s eyeing the Arab clutch holding the key. BROKEN VOTE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/israeli-arab-parties-hold-key-as-netanyahu-falls #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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