The Straight Version
Five officers from the Hamas-run police have been killed in Khan Younis and three people, including a child, killed in Gaza City, officials say.
The UNHINGED Take
"Israeli strikes in Gaza kill eight including child, hospitals say" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Israeli strikes in Gaza kill eight including child, hospitals say" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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