The Straight Version
Kafe Choco Loco director and former director charged over unauthorized franchise agreements.
The UNHINGED Take
Kafe Choco Loco’s ex CEO wrote ‘francais’ on paper like a bad telenovela, ignoring the register’s red flag; law’s lizard will lap him soon.

The Bottom Line
FRANKLY STUPID / 10
Kafe Choco Loco’s ex CEO wrote ‘francais’ on paper like a bad telenovela, ignoring the register’s red flag; law’s lizard will lap him soon.
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Kafe Choco Loco’s ex CEO wrote ‘francais’ on paper like a bad telenovela, ignoring the register’s red flag; law’s lizard will lap him soon. FRANKLY STUPID / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/kafe-choco-loco-2-individu-didakwa-berhubung-francais #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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