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Kafe Choco Loco, 2 individu didakwa berhubung francais haram

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·2 Nov, 06:11 am
Kafe Choco Loco, 2 individu didakwa berhubung francais haram — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Kafe Choco Loco director and former director charged over unauthorized franchise agreements.

The UNHINGED Take

Kafe Choco Loco’s ex CEO wrote ‘francais’ on paper like a bad telenovela, ignoring the register’s red flag; law’s lizard will lap him soon.

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The Bottom Line

FRANKLY STUPID / 10

Kafe Choco Loco’s ex CEO wrote ‘francais’ on paper like a bad telenovela, ignoring the register’s red flag; law’s lizard will lap him soon.

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Kafe Choco Loco’s ex CEO wrote ‘francais’ on paper like a bad telenovela, ignoring the register’s red flag; law’s lizard will lap him soon. FRANKLY STUPID / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/kafe-choco-loco-2-individu-didakwa-berhubung-francais #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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