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KOTA BHARU, Nov 4 — Kelantan recorded 2,135 arrests for offences under Islamic law between 2023 and 2025, with khalwat...
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kelantan records 2,135 Syariah arrests in three years, with khalwat cases topping list: "Kelantan records 2,135 Syariah arrests in three years, with khalwat cases topping list". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kelantan records 2,135 Syariah arrests in three years, with khalwat cases topping list: "Kelantan records 2,135 Syariah arrests in three years, with khalwat cases topping list".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kelantan records 2,135 Syariah arrests in three years, with khalwat cases topping list: "Kelantan records 2,135 Syariah arrests in three years, with khalwat cases topping list". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews
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