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Keralam has become a haven for Ayurveda seekers

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·7 Nov, 12:30 am
Keralam has become a haven for Ayurveda seekers — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Kerala markets Ayurveda, yoga, and herbal cuisine as tourist bait.

The UNHINGED Take

Kerala's Ayurveda siren sings to tourists, promising muscle healing, while locals peddle 'wellness' like street hawkers. Punchline? This is a spa-smile scam, not a cure.

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The Bottom Line

Cursed Wellness / 10

Kerala's Ayurveda siren sings to tourists, promising muscle healing, while locals peddle 'wellness' like street hawkers.

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