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Man, 42, dies after collapsing during running event in Putrajaya

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·1 Nov, 11:32 am
Man, 42, dies after collapsing during running event in Putrajaya — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

A 42-year-old man collapsed and died during a running event in Putrajaya this morning.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine training your heart out just to die in a humid Putrajaya parking lot. Truly the peak of fitness fanaticism, dying for a participation medal that nobody cares about.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTELY COOKED / 10

Imagine training your heart out just to die in a humid Putrajaya parking lot.

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