The Straight Version
A 39-year-old high on drugs smashed his Vios into an MPV, triggering a three-car pileup.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so cooked you treat the highway like a bumper car arena. This absolute muppet needs his license fed to him in a shredder before he kills someone.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD VEGETABLE / 10
Imagine being so cooked you treat the highway like a bumper car arena.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine being so cooked you treat the highway like a bumper car arena. BRAIN DEAD VEGETABLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/man-charged-with-dui-causes-another-crash-while #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
