The Straight Version
The Portland Trail Blazers defeated the Lakers as other NBA teams scrambled for early season wins.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching the Lakers fumble through October is like watching a luxury car crash in slow motion. Absolute peak comedy for anyone who enjoys watching millionaires choke on a basketball.
The Bottom Line
MID TIER CHAOS / 10
Watching the Lakers fumble through October is like watching a luxury car crash in slow motion.
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