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Negeri Sembilan warns heavy vehicle drivers to check blind spots as Deepavali traffic builds

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·6 Nov, 11:42 am
Negeri Sembilan warns heavy vehicle drivers to check blind spots as Deepavali traffic builds — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Negeri Sembilan authorities have issued a reminder for heavy vehicle drivers to monitor blind spots during Deepavali traffic.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine needing a formal government announcement to realize you are piloting a steel behemoth that can turn a Kancil into a crepe. Absolute muppets behind the wheel need basic physics explained to them.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD TRAFFIC / 10

Imagine needing a formal government announcement to realize you are piloting a steel behemoth that can turn a Kancil into a crepe.

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Imagine needing a formal government announcement to realize you are piloting a steel behemoth that can turn a Kancil into a crepe. BRAIN DEAD TRAFFIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/negeri-sembilan-warns-heavy-vehicle-drivers-to-check #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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