The Straight Version
Nvidia is forcing cloud clients to offload at least 51% of their services away from the Chinese market.
The UNHINGED Take
Jensen Huang is playing geopolitical babysitter while his chips become the most expensive paperweights in history. Imagine thinking you can dictate global trade flows without the whole silicon house of cards collapsing.
The Bottom Line
GEOPOLITICAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Jensen Huang is playing geopolitical babysitter while his chips become the most expensive paperweights in history.
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