The Straight Version
Guides caution trespassers at Kinabalu, warning of the costly rescue they’ll pay.
The UNHINGED Take
Kinabalu guides holler: 'Skip the trail, pay the rescue crew a fortune, and turn your Instagram into a mahjong of bruised backs.' Meanwhile, park officials just nod, proving bureaucracy is best at skipping lines.
The Bottom Line
DARKLY LOCO / 10
Kinabalu guides holler: 'Skip the trail, pay the rescue crew a fortune, and turn your Instagram into a mahjong of bruised backs.' Meanwhile, park officials just nod, proving bureaucracy is best at skipping lines.
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Kinabalu guides holler: 'Skip the trail, pay the rescue crew a fortune, and turn your Instagram into a mahjong of bruised backs.' Meanwhile, park officials just nod, proving bureaucracy is best at skipping lines. DARKLY LOCO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/off-the-tra
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