The Straight Version
8,569 postal ballots were sent to eligible voters in Melaka.
The UNHINGED Take
EC tossing 8,569 ballots into voters' hands like school kids dropping chocolates, still reminding them why secrecy matters when their secrets be as transparent as our politicians' ethics.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
EC tossing 8,569 ballots into voters' hands like school kids dropping chocolates, still reminding them why secrecy matters when their secrets be as transparent as our politicians' ethics.
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EC tossing 8,569 ballots into voters' hands like school kids dropping chocolates, still reminding them why secrecy matters when their secrets be as transparent as our politicians' ethics. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/over-8-500-postal-ballots-di
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