The Straight Version
Paraguay prosecutor probes ex‑president Pena for banking embezzlement after his impeachment.
The UNHINGED Take
Pena’s wallet’s bigger than a Bola free‑for‑all, but the banks laughed, then hauled him in. He walked out of the presidency as an embezzlement tour guide—clown shoes at the bank gala.
The Bottom Line
CACKLE CAPUT / 10
Pena’s wallet’s bigger than a Bola free‑for‑all, but the banks laughed, then hauled him in.
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Pena’s wallet’s bigger than a Bola free‑for‑all, but the banks laughed, then hauled him in. CACKLE CAPUT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/paraguays-prosecutors-question-ex-president-over-banking-scandal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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