The Straight Version
Santiago Pena arrested; Pedro Alliana sworn in amid Ueno Bank collapse.
The UNHINGED Take
Alliana's boom, but Paraguay's dollar dragging like bad karaoke; Pena's cuffs still echo louder than central bank's empty promises.
The Bottom Line
OUTRAGEOUS INSANE / 10
Alliana's boom, but Paraguay's dollar dragging like bad karaoke; Pena's cuffs still echo louder than central bank's empty promises.
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Alliana's boom, but Paraguay's dollar dragging like bad karaoke; Pena's cuffs still echo louder than central bank's empty promises. OUTRAGEOUS INSANE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/paraguays-santiago-pena-under-arrest-new-president-pedro #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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