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Penang’s Mayang Pasir Highway closed until Saturday for repairs after sinkhole emerges

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·29 Oct, 06:04 am
Penang’s Mayang Pasir Highway closed until Saturday for repairs after sinkhole emerges — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

A section of Mayang Pasir Highway in Penang was closed after a sinkhole suddenly swallowed part of the road.

The UNHINGED Take

Penang road tar has the structural integrity of wet tissue paper and prayers. MBPP contractors probably paved that highway using cheap MILO powder and vibes.

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PAPER THIN TAR / 10

Penang road tar has the structural integrity of wet tissue paper and prayers.

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