The Straight Version
Vong Fook Hoi wants Noor Helmy Abdul Halem to hold Duyong seat for three more years after a welfare plea.
The UNHINGED Take
From begging for help to begging for a punchline, Vong's gravy train now hauls Noor Helmy like a mullet carrier — maybe Duyong's parliament seat is just his last prayer line.

The Bottom Line
SICK RIDICULOUS / 10
From begging for help to begging for a punchline, Vong's gravy train now hauls Noor Helmy like a mullet carrier — maybe Duyong's parliament seat is just his last prayer line.
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From begging for help to begging for a punchline, Vong's gravy train now hauls Noor Helmy like a mullet carrier — maybe Duyong's parliament seat is just his last prayer line. SICK RIDICULOUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/persahabatan-melangkau-politik #NZElection202
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