The Straight Version
Philippine police secured a warrant to investigate Thomas Markle's devices for suspected child sexual abuse material.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the Duchess and having a father who is a walking PR nightmare on steroids. This man is a legendary disaster who makes radioactive waste look like a spa day.
The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO THE ABYSS / 10
Imagine being the Duchess and having a father who is a walking PR nightmare on steroids.
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