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Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·3 Nov, 11:45 pm
Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

All 435 House seats and 35 of the 100 Senate seats were at stake, along with governorships in 36 states.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency speedrunning total brain death: "Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency speedrunning total brain death: "Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency".

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Look at Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency speedrunning total brain death: "Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump’s presidency". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/polls-begin-closing-in-midterms-set-to-roil #NZElection2026

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