The Straight Version
Pope Leo submits mail-in ballot in Chicago for U.S. midterms
The UNHINGED Take
Pope Leo’s mail‑in is the heaviest popery on a ballot, making Washington feel the itch of confession—hush‑hush, the Vatican’s got a pivot from sacraments to voter‑shovals.

The Bottom Line
PAPAL PANIC / 10
Pope Leo’s mail‑in is the heaviest popery on a ballot, making Washington feel the itch of confession—hush‑hush, the Vatican’s got a pivot from sacraments to voter‑shovals.
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Pope Leo’s mail‑in is the heaviest popery on a ballot, making Washington feel the itch of confession—hush‑hush, the Vatican’s got a pivot from sacraments to voter‑shovals. PAPAL PANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/pope-leo-becomes-first-pontiff-to-vote-in #NZElectio
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