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Pope Leo becomes first pontiff to vote in US general election

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:31 am
Pope Leo becomes first pontiff to vote in US general election — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Pope Leo submits mail-in ballot in Chicago for U.S. midterms

The UNHINGED Take

Pope Leo’s mail‑in is the heaviest popery on a ballot, making Washington feel the itch of confession—hush‑hush, the Vatican’s got a pivot from sacraments to voter‑shovals.

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The Bottom Line

PAPAL PANIC / 10

Pope Leo’s mail‑in is the heaviest popery on a ballot, making Washington feel the itch of confession—hush‑hush, the Vatican’s got a pivot from sacraments to voter‑shovals.

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Pope Leo’s mail‑in is the heaviest popery on a ballot, making Washington feel the itch of confession—hush‑hush, the Vatican’s got a pivot from sacraments to voter‑shovals. PAPAL PANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/pope-leo-becomes-first-pontiff-to-vote-in #NZElectio

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