The Straight Version
Pope Francis arrived in Uruguay for a three-nation tour shortly after his recent lung cancer surgery.
The UNHINGED Take
The Vatican’s head honcho is crawling out of the hospital to preach healthcare in a country that actually gives a damn about logic. Imagine peddling divine healing while clutching an IV drip.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
The Vatican’s head honcho is crawling out of the hospital to preach healthcare in a country that actually gives a damn about logic.
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