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Puchong plant processes 40,000 chickens daily, used stunning voltage up to 13 times halal limit, say police

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·1 Nov, 05:39 am
Puchong plant processes 40,000 chickens daily, used stunning voltage up to 13 times halal limit, say police — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

PUCHONG, Nov 1 — A chicken processing plant in Kampung Sri Aman Hilir here, raided during Op Taring Chiller, is be...

The UNHINGED Take

"Puchong plant processes 40,000 chickens daily, used stunning voltage up to 13 times halal limit, say police" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Puchong plant processes 40,000 chickens daily, used stunning voltage up to 13 times halal limit, say police" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Puchong plant processes 40,000 chickens daily, used stunning voltage up to 13 times halal limit, say police" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/puchong-plant-processes-40-000-chickens-daily-used #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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