The Straight Version
Mike Rogers tossed a sarcastic gift basket at Abdul El‑Sayed during his birthday.
The UNHINGED Take
Rogers’ basket was a slapstick medal for hypocrisy, handing El‑Sayed a complaint about ‘laudable policies’ while swiping every councilman’s bribe with a glittery grin.

The Bottom Line
CANNIBAL POLITICIAN / 10
Rogers’ basket was a slapstick medal for hypocrisy, handing El‑Sayed a complaint about ‘laudable policies’ while swiping every councilman’s bribe with a glittery grin.
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Rogers’ basket was a slapstick medal for hypocrisy, handing El‑Sayed a complaint about ‘laudable policies’ while swiping every councilman’s bribe with a glittery grin. CANNIBAL POLITICIAN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/rogers-cynical-gift-basket-for-el-sayed-on #NZEl
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