The Straight Version
Sarawak will float a solar panel on the Rajang River to light Kuching, claims Premier Abang Johari Openg.
The UNHINGED Take
Abang's eco-dream is just a slick float to hide his debt run, while the river's green energy cracks like his promises. Suns glitter for the rich, let the delta drown in his smoke.
The Bottom Line
SLACK RIVER / 10
Abang's eco-dream is just a slick float to hide his debt run, while the river's green energy cracks like his promises.
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Abang's eco-dream is just a slick float to hide his debt run, while the river's green energy cracks like his promises. SLACK RIVER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/sarawak-plans-to-install-floating-solar-power-unit #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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