The Straight Version
ANC slumped to 32% of counted municipal votes, 2/3+ tallied.
The UNHINGED Take
ANC's manifesto tastes like expired kelip-kelip: bland, crooks. Their 68% loss shows pollsters still sleepwalking, like drivers chasing traffic lights in Endau-Singkep at midnight.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // ANC COLLAPSEGIF
The Bottom Line
Zombie Party / 10
ANC's manifesto tastes like expired kelip-kelip: bland, crooks.
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ANC's manifesto tastes like expired kelip-kelip: bland, crooks. Zombie Party / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/south-africas-anc-party-on-track-to-face #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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