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Sudan RSF commander defects from Hemedti’s forces

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:55 pm
Sudan RSF commander defects from Hemedti’s forces — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Senior RSF commander Siddiq Ander has publicly defected from Hemedti's paramilitary forces in a new video.

The UNHINGED Take

Another rat jumping off a sinking ship of blood-soaked warlords. Siddiq probably realized the loot was running out and decided to pivot to a new career in surviving the fallout.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SHIPWRECK / 10

Another rat jumping off a sinking ship of blood-soaked warlords.

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Another rat jumping off a sinking ship of blood-soaked warlords. TOTAL SHIPWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/sudan-rsf-commander-defects-from-hemedtis-forces #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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