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Swansea miss chance to top Championship, Birmingham up to second

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·3 Nov, 11:38 pm
Swansea miss chance to top Championship, Birmingham up to second — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Swansea lost 3-1 to Portsmouth, conceding two stoppage‑time goals, missing promotion chance.

The UNHINGED Take

Swansea’s defence dissolved like KMR fan club after a Halloween party. Those stoppage‑time goals were the final stage, proving their ‘top’ dreams were just a bad karaoke performance.

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TOTAL MISREAD / 10

Swansea’s defence dissolved like KMR fan club after a Halloween party.

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