The Straight Version
Brazil re-elects Lula, Israel faces tight election margins, and a Spanish high-speed train suffers a fatal collision.
The UNHINGED Take
Brazil picks a fossil, Israel plays musical chairs with power, and Spain is literally off the rails. The world is just one giant, failing LRT service stuck in a loop.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE GLOBAL FACEPLANT / 10
Brazil picks a fossil, Israel plays musical chairs with power, and Spain is literally off the rails.
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Brazil picks a fossil, Israel plays musical chairs with power, and Spain is literally off the rails. COLLECTIVE GLOBAL FACEPLANT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/the-week-in-pictures-lulas-victory-israeli-elections #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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