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Thousands of European troops to rehearse Ukraine deployment in event of peace

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·3 Nov, 12:07 am
Thousands of European troops to rehearse Ukraine deployment in event of peace — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Thousands of European troops will drill for peace deployment in Ukraine, assured they'll never attack.

The UNHINGED Take

EU's peace parade is just limp, plastic rehearsals for a guard with no bullets. They arm themselves with baguettes, not killing.

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EU's peace parade is just limp, plastic rehearsals for a guard with no bullets.

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