The Straight Version
Ultimate Fighting Championship CEO says he will meet with the US president on Monday to discuss the offer.
The UNHINGED Take
"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/trump-asks-ufc-chief-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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