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Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:44 am
Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’ — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas rallies, RNC opts for tele‑rallies across 20 states.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s last‑ditch tele‑rallies are a cheap taste‑test, RNC’s live‑stream buffet of lies while donors count extra peso. The only live show is dramatics, not democracy.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump’s last‑ditch tele‑rallies are a cheap taste‑test, RNC’s live‑stream buffet of lies while donors count extra peso.

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Trump’s last‑ditch tele‑rallies are a cheap taste‑test, RNC’s live‑stream buffet of lies while donors count extra peso. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/trump-cancels-iowa-kansas-midterm-events-opts-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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