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UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·28 Oct, 03:10 pm
UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Finance Minister John Healey says the Middle East war is a key factor affecting the economic outlook, with gross domestic product growth expected to slow to 1.0% next year.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt: "UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt: "UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt: "UK’s economy stronger than expected this year, to slow next, says govt". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/uks-economy-stronger-tha

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