The Straight Version
US Central Command launched a new task force to block Iranian land transit routes and weapon supply chains.
The UNHINGED Take
Brad Cooper is playing global whack-a-mole with a stick made of duct tape while Iran just keeps printing new roads. Absolute muppets thinking a task force stops a middle eastern smuggling empire.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10
Brad Cooper is playing global whack-a-mole with a stick made of duct tape while Iran just keeps printing new roads.
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Brad Cooper is playing global whack-a-mole with a stick made of duct tape while Iran just keeps printing new roads. CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/us-launches-task-force-to-disrupt-land-transit #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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