The Straight Version
US voters head to the polls for midterms determining control of the legislative branch.
The UNHINGED Take
The entire American experiment is just a bunch of geriatric muppets arguing over who gets to drive the bus off the cliff first. What an absolute shambles.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
The entire American experiment is just a bunch of geriatric muppets arguing over who gets to drive the bus off the cliff first.
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The entire American experiment is just a bunch of geriatric muppets arguing over who gets to drive the bus off the cliff first. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/us-midterm-voting-begins-in-high-stakes-test #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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