🔴US midterms live: More than 58 mill…

🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 08:33 am

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Over 58 million early ballots have been cast in the US midterm elections.

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Fifty-eight million people rushed to the polls just to choose which brand of corporate puppet gets to ruin their future. Absolute sheep herding for a circus that changes nothing.

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TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Fifty-eight million people rushed to the polls just to choose which brand of corporate puppet gets to ruin their future.

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Fifty-eight million people rushed to the polls just to choose which brand of corporate puppet gets to ruin their future. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/us-midterms-live-more-than-58-million-ballots #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage

The Straight Version

The UNHINGED Take

The Bottom Line

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